Hurricane Jane

 

Out on the Gulf,  the wind is risin’

gray clouds hide the sky

In a shack on the beach, a baby’s cryin’

His momma don’t know why

A crewboat captain sees the waves a slashin’

rain begins to pour

Turns the wheel and heads for the pass

there’s a bad momma comin’ ashore (watch out!)

Hurricane, Hurricane Jane

Hurricane, Hurricane Jane

 

Deep in swamp called Atchafalaya

a fisherman runs his lines

and high in the tops of the cypress trees

the wind begins to whine

The howlin’ of a swamp cat pierces the day

as the marsh birds start to fly

If you don’t get yourself to higher ground

you can kiss your butt goodbye.

Hurricane, Hurricane Jane etc.

 

Over the marsh, there’s a wild moon risin’

as the tide rushes over the land

And darkness falls and the devil’s laughter

rages like a zydeco band

At T-John’s Bar there’s a hurricane party

where the hardcover Cajuns come to play

But when a wave batters down the door

you can hear ‘em all start to pray (good God!)

 

Epilogue

Out on the Gulf, the sun is shinin’

there’s not a cloud in the sky

And up on the beach, a baby’s laughin’

its mamma can’t believe her eyes

Hurricane Jane was demon howlin’

she turned brave men to stone

She smashed the shack, sunk the boat

but she left that baby alone (thank God.)

 

Bayou Lullaby

 

Driftin’ away on that muddy Mississippi

Creole moon shinin’ in my eye

Oh, what a night, I can’t be blamed for singin’

Singin’ those bayou lullabies

 

I’m on my way, lazin’ down that river,

A band blowin’ Dixieland, a million stars in the sky

I’m on my way, don’t you know my heart is ringin’

Ringin’ with those bayou lullabies

 

Oh, pretty mamma, I’ve been away too long

Dry you eyes mamma,

You know your daddy’s comin’ hom

 

I’m on my way, I goin’ to see my lady

She’s a Cajun princess, oh, my-my

Eyes as sweet as moonlight through the cypress

Get me singin’ those bayou lullabies

 

Repeat chorus

Oh, pretty momma…

 

Catfish Willie

 

There once was a man down the bayou land

on the Main Street Bridge with a pole in his hand

Standin’ in the hot sun fishin’ all day

just waitin’ for the catfish to come his way

Oh, oh, Willie, in my mind I still see you, Willie

Catfish Willie, fishin’est man in the bayou land, Willie

 

Well, he didn’t own a rod, he wouldn’t have a reel

He just seem to know how those catfish feel

Standin’ on the bank with an ole cane pole

just pullin’ out the lunkers from the catfish hole

Oh, oh, Willie, in my mind I still see you, Willie

Catfish Willie, fishin’est man in the bayou land, Willie

 

Blue cats, channel cats, flatheads, too

Willie caught ‘em all and he caught quite a few

Selllin’ his catch at the catfish store

goin’ down the bayou gonna catch some more

Oh, oh, Willie, in my mind I still see you, Willie

Catfish Willie, fishin’est man in the bayou land, Willie

 

Catfish Willie was my own grandpa

He never went to school to learn the Catfish Law

He learned it on the banks of a White River slough

just learnin’ how to think like the catfish do

Oh, oh, Willie, in my mind I still see you, Willie

Catfish Willie, fishin’est man in the bayou land, Willie

 

Now, Catfish Willie up and died one day

We thought he’d live forever but you know what they say

We woulda been sad but we understand

Willie’s fishin’ from the bridge in the Promised Land

Oh, oh, Willie, in my mind I still see you, Willie

Catfish Willie, fishin’est man in the bayou land, Willie

 

Momma’s Cookin’ Gumbo

 

I’m a worldly guy, I think I’ve seen it all

I’ve traveled down the Amazon, I’ve done the Taj Mahal

But I grew up on the bayou and I guess it’s plain to see

well, I might’ve left the bayou but the bayou’s still in me.

So not long ago, man, I was on this trip, oh,

hangin’ out in Africa huntin’ for a hippo

I was up in a blind in a baobab tree

when I suddenly was grabbed by this big envy’

I knew right away I just had to go

and get a big bowl of my momma’s gumbo.

(Momma’s cookin’ gumbo, gumbo, gumbo

Momma’s cookin’ gumbo a big gumbo.)

 

Well, I climbed from the tree, the hippo came by

I said, ‘I catch you later ‘cause I really gotta fly.’

I got to an airstrip, the pilot’s name was bungle

so I hopped in his plane and we flew out of the jungle.

An hour over Kenya we were runnin’ out of gas

Bungle said, “I’m sorry, chap, I think we’re gonna crash.”

I grabbed me a parachute, I said, “I’ll see ya, bro,”

cain’t die till I get a bowl of Momma’s gumbo.

(Momma’s cookin’ gumbo, gumbo, gumbo

Momma’s cookin’ gumbo a big gumbo.)

 

I hit the ground runnin’ and I caught a wildebeest

hopped on his back and we headed out east

I spent 23 days in the boilin’ hot sun

runnin’ from the lions, man, it wasn’t much fun.

Well, I let the ‘beest go and I found a swift gazelle

I said, “I’m runnin’ late so you gotta run pell-mell”

So we galloped like the wind across the savannah

headin’ more or less toward South Louisiana

Well, I ran that poor gazelle till he couldn’t run much more

but I couldn’t wait much longer for my momma’s gumbo.

(Momma’s cookin’ gumbo, gumbo, gumbo

Momma’s cookin’ gumbo a big gumbo.)

 

I got to the coast and I found myself a ship

but I coulda been on drugs it was such a bad trip

I mean, three days out we were swamped by a gale

I was swept from the decks and swallowed by a whale

I said, ‘Hey brother whale, this just won’t do

You might be big but I know a thing or two

So I got my trusty bottle of Tabasco Sauce

I poured it down his stomach I said, “Now who’s boss?”

The whale gave a shudder, I said, “Thar she blows!”

and went splashin’ in the water toward my momma’s gumbo.

(Momma’s cookin’ gumbo, gumbo, gumbo

Momma’s cookin’ gumbo a big gumbo.)

 

Well, I guess I must’ve swam for 8,000 miles

when I finally washed ashore on the beach at Grand Isle

I ran into a friend of mine, I said, “I’m kinda stuck”

He said, “No problem, buddy, you can use my truck.”

I roared out of Grand Isle heading up the bayou

drivin’ like a man with his pants on fire

A cop gave chase and he finally ran me down

He said, “You’re burnin’ like a rocket through the middle of my town.”

He woulda locked me up but you know he let me go

‘cause he’d heard all about my momma’s famous gumbo

(Momma’s cookin’ gumbo, gumbo, gumbo

Momma’s cookin’ gumbo a big gumbo.)

 

Well, my momma’s name is Bonnie and she comes from Thibodaux

she never read a cook book, she just seemed to know

You ask her the recipe, she says ‘here’s where it’s at,

I put a bit of this and I put a bit of that.

Yeah, some celery, onion, bell pepper, too

andouille sausage all cooked in a roux

Well, I guess I’ve made a lot of it cookin’ for my clan

‘cause I raised six boys by an Arkansas man.

My boys stayed straight ‘cause I guess they seemed to know

they could get the thrills they wanted from their momma’s gumbo.

(Momma’s cookin’ gumbo, gumbo, gumbo

Momma’s cookin’ gumbo a big gumbo.)

 

Now, I finally made it up to the Terrebonne Parish line

I was thinkin’ for a change that things were goin’ fine

When a big hairy animal ran across the road

It looked like a wolf, it had a face just like a toad

I did a double take, I said, ‘What the heck was that?’

I slammed on my brakes but all I heard was “splat!”

I hopped out my ride, wonderin’ what I’d struck

but I picked it off the road and a I threw it in my truck

I said, “This is pretty strange but I guess you never know

what’ll happen when you’re headin’ to your momma’s gumbo

(Momma’s cookin’ gumbo, gumbo, gumbo

Momma’s cookin’ gumbo a big gumbo.)

 

I drove that pickup through downtown Houma

right past that school where I got my diploma

At last I made up to my momma’s street

and I gotta tell you, man, the feelin’ was sweet

When my momma makes gumbo you know she doesn’t scrimp

I could tell from the aroma she was cookin’ with shrimp

I stepped on the pedal, knew I had to get there fast

‘cause when Momma makes gumbo you know it doesn’t last

I ran through the door, my momma said, “Hello!”

--as my daddy took the last bite of Momma’s gumbo

(Momma’s cookin’ gumbo, gumbo, gumbo

Momma’s cookin’ gumbo a big gumbo.)

 

I said, “Momma, Momma, Momma, this is really bad news

‘cause you’re lookin’ at a boy with the gumbo blues

My momma said, “No problem, I’m gonna make some more

I’ll get your daddy to take me to the store”

Well, we walked outside, she said that beast in my truck

My momma started yellin’, she said, “I cain’t believe my luck.”

She ran back in, she said, “I gotta start a roux!”

I said, “Momma, Momma, Momma, now, what you gonna do?”

She said, “I gonna be famous, I’ll owe all to you

I’ll be the first to make a gumbo from a Loup Garou.”

(Momma’s cookin’ gumbo, gumbo, gumbo

Momma’s cookin’ gumbo a big gumbo.)

 

Well, my momma made that gumbo out of Loup Garou

and I gotta say, I liked it and you’d’ve liked it, too

So the moral to this story is pretty plain to me

You can climb the highest mountain, you can sail across the sea

You can an Olympic star, win gold medals on the slope

You can be the President, you might even meet the Pope

You can be a billionaire, as rich as Donald Trump

You can own Texaco, make your fortune from the pump

You may lead a charmed existence but no matter where you go

Life don’t get much better than your momma’s gumbo.

 

         

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